Top Ten Alternative Names for World Baseball Classic

10. World Baseball Summit
9. Another event for Barry Bonds to weasel out of.
8. Forced Drama to squeeze dollars out of impoverished countries Classico
7. The Victor Conte Invitational
6. World Series Part Deux
5. A Giant Waste of Time
4. Little League World Series for Grownups
3. The Baseball World Cup sponsored by Bike
2. International Baseball Quasi-Championship
1. The First Annual Competition Permitting Latin Americans to kick American-Americans’ arses.